Public Restroom Humorist T-Shirts

MEN (room): 'According to my mom, it says, 'WEIRDO'.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Dog wearing a cone

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Crisis'

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

His & hers towels.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

The Rural Bidet...

Duck in a bathtub

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"