Public Restroom Humorist Pillows

MEN (room): 'According to my mom, it says, 'WEIRDO'.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"This stool shall pass."

All dressed up and no place to go

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Dog wearing a cone

'Crisis'

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

His & hers towels.

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Duck in a bathtub

The Rural Bidet...

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

Crossword bathroom tiles.