Restroom Humor Appreciator Pillows

"In my day men waited till they did some damage to their kidneys before they relieved themselves."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Crisis'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Lavatory Waterfall

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

New York Scatological Society

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

WC problem.

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

Toilet humour

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."