Restroom Humor Pillows

'Take me to your men's room!'

"Any other questions?"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"I need to tinkle."

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"You must see someone about your problem."

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

Sudoku toilet paper

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

Caveman bathroom

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

"Uh, I was drinking that."