Restroom Humor Gifts

'Take me to your men's room!'

"Any other questions?"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"I need to tinkle."

"This stool shall pass."

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

All dressed up and no place to go

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

"I hate my job!"

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"You must see someone about your problem."

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

Sudoku toilet paper

Caveman bathroom

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

"Uh, I was drinking that."

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."