Restroom Humorist Gifts

Toilet door. Table for one!

'Sorry buddy, this one's taken.'

Hey, little buddy. How's it going in there? You fall in? Occupied! I know it's occupied, little buddy. We all know. It's been occupied for 30 minutes. There's a long line out here. I said "occupied!" When a person says "occupied" from in here, that's supposed to buy another 10 minutes at least. "Occupied" is not a magic word, little buddy. Inhabited! That neither. We're all still here.

Express line 15 seconds or less.

Man has his fingers taken off by a hand dryer.

"Do you mind?"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"I need to tinkle."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"This stool shall pass."

All dressed up and no place to go

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Dog wearing a cone

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

'Crisis'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

His & hers towels.

Business man sees himself as a shark

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Batman tissue dispenser.