Restroom Humorist Gifts

Toilet door. Table for one!

'Sorry buddy, this one's taken.'

Man has his fingers taken off by a hand dryer.

"Do you mind?"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"I need to tinkle."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Dog wearing a cone

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'Crisis'

Business man sees himself as a shark

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

His & hers towels.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Batman tissue dispenser.

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'