Restroom Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'How do I feel? Right now I feel relieved!'

Hand washer.

'I'll be back in a minute... I have to go twinkle.'

Gents

"Harris might be in there awhile. . . I saw him take a four-pack of toilet paper in there with him!"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

"This stool shall pass."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

All dressed up and no place to go

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Crisis'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Lavatory Waterfall

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

New York Scatological Society

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

"I hate my job!"