Restroom Humor Fans Pillows

Bird Bathrooms

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

All dressed up and no place to go

Fly fishing.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Richard the Turd

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Hydration

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

"I hate my job!"

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

"I told you it was a universal truth."

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

"You must see someone about your problem."