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"In my day men waited till they did some damage to their kidneys before they relieved themselves."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

All dressed up and no place to go

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Lavatory Waterfall

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

New York Scatological Society

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

"I hate my job!"

Toilet humour

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

WC problem.

'Not now, Aladdin...'

When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.