Toilet Seat Humorist Pillows

"Baseball player, firefighter, that's for sissies. My dad's a toilet seat dispute mediator!"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"This stool shall pass."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Dog wearing a cone

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Richard the Turd

Lavatory Waterfall

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

New York Scatological Society

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Hydration

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

Toilet humour

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

WC problem.