Restroom Rambler Pillows

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"This stool shall pass."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

Dam it all

Artex cartoon

Error 410 Democracy Not Found

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

Fishing Contest

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

A heron wearing waders.

Coarse Fishing.

A pilot is waiting for a Jedi to signal he can proceed on an airport runway.

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

I used to swing from chandeliers. Now I move as quickly as possible from restroom to restroom.

Airport Cheerleader

Hillbilly.

Whatever it is I usually think about.

A Better Life

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."

Actualities - Having at last found a way of passing the summer of 1857 pleasantly

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cutbacks."

Gents