Rodent Rambler Pillows

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

"Squirrel news of the day: Same as yesterday. Good night and good luck."

"This should be interesting...."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

'Well that's just great...you ate the kids and spoiled your dinner!'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"I asked you to come alone."

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

Hillbilly.

A Better Life

Pest Control.

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

"Honest dear, those other 39 hens don't mean a thing to me!"

"It looks as though we've got mice and blue-tits!"

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

"Yeah, that's Bob. . . he kinda misunderstood the whole 'freeze yourself for the winter' thing. . ."

The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men...

'I hear there have been a few Big Cat sightings around here.'

Horse has bumper sticker which reads: 'HONK if you want a kick in the windscreen.'

'Today's electronics won't let a fellow lose himself in the wilderness like we did in the old days.'

Mouse Party

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.