Rodent Rambler Prints

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"I can see our house from here."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

"Any sign of gophers?"

"Squirrel news of the day: Same as yesterday. Good night and good luck."

"This should be interesting...."

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

'Well that's just great...you ate the kids and spoiled your dinner!'

This is a test of their cognitive skills, and that's a test of their patience. Waiting room.

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"I asked you to come alone."

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

Hillbilly.

A Better Life

"Honest dear, those other 39 hens don't mean a thing to me!"

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

"Yeah, that's Bob. . . he kinda misunderstood the whole 'freeze yourself for the winter' thing. . ."

Pest Control.

"It looks as though we've got mice and blue-tits!"

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men...

Horse has bumper sticker which reads: 'HONK if you want a kick in the windscreen.'

'I hear there have been a few Big Cat sightings around here.'

'Today's electronics won't let a fellow lose himself in the wilderness like we did in the old days.'

Circus elephant frightened by a mouse.