Rock Rambler Prints

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"I can see our house from here."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Dam it all

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Fishing Contest

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

A heron wearing waders.

Coarse Fishing.

Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

Airport Cheerleader

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"I've been voting for the lesser of two evils for decades now, and yet the country still seems to be self-destructing in slow motion."

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

A pilot is waiting for a Jedi to signal he can proceed on an airport runway.

Hillbilly.

A Better Life

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cutbacks."

"Honest dear, those other 39 hens don't mean a thing to me!"

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'