River Rambler Pillows

'We're lucky. This stream could be next to a paper mill instead of a brewery.'

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fishing Contest

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Coarse Fishing.

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cutbacks."

A heron wearing waders.

'This is so embarrassing. I don't even like worms.'

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

A fly-fisherman ,while casting, hooks and removes his friends hat.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."

Actualities - Having at last found a way of passing the summer of 1857 pleasantly

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

The Pooperrazzi

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"You like long walks in the rain? Great! My dog will love you!"

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

A Better Life

Hillbilly.