Retirement Rambler Pillows

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

Dam it all

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Artex cartoon

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

The Pooperrazzi

Fishing Contest

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

Coarse Fishing.

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

A heron wearing waders.

Licensing Officer

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Whatever it is I usually think about.

Hillbilly.

A Better Life

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."

Actualities - Having at last found a way of passing the summer of 1857 pleasantly

'Fire straw one!'