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"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

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Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

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Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

Fishing Contest

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

A heron wearing waders.

Coarse Fishing.

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

Airport Cheerleader

Hillbilly.

A Better Life

Whatever it is I usually think about.

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cutbacks."

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."

"Honest dear, those other 39 hens don't mean a thing to me!"

Actualities - Having at last found a way of passing the summer of 1857 pleasantly

Gents