Restroom Realists Pillows

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

"This stool shall pass."

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

Mega Corp. Last Rest Stop for 37 Doors.

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

"I’ll be back — I just have to pee for 90 minutes."

Gents

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

Key in PIN No.

Male and Female Toilets for Yins and Yangs

Man uses encyclopaedia to try to decipher trendy signs for toilets in pub: pens and cobs

Hell's Restrooms.

Men on modernised moon

Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".

Absence of public toilets and prostate problems.

Hand Drier

Toilet 'Thinking Area.'

Yin Yang bathrooms.

A Sign Your Job Search is Getting Desparate.

Drying your hands on trousers.

What really goes on in the bathroom.

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

"Did someone just have verbal diarrhoea?"

Chinese dragon in the men's room

"Now that's impressive."