Bath Toys Pillows

'Battle of Trafalgar Bath Set.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Bathing the dog

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Bagpipes in the bath.

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

His & Hers towels for Electrical Plugs and Sockets.

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Duck in a bathtub

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

'The old one fell apart.'

His and Hernia's towels.

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

'She never stays mad at me for long.'

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

"How do you plead - quilty or not quilty?"

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

"I want to do a juice cleanse. How many juice boxes will it take to fill up the bathtub?"

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

'That was more than just a friendly squeeze!'

"We're out of towels."

"Got to go, Shirley, my bath is running."

Tunnel of Loofah

Bathtime.

'I told you not to lean on the door Ronald!'

"Mum. Can I have my rubber duck and my scale model of York please?"

'Why are you using a tooth paste that relieves itching and burning while it shrinks swollen membranes?'