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Abrasive soap.

'So how are we doing - my soak-master of the tub?'

Some scents are nonsense.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Bagpipes in the bath.

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'No creamed peas for me today!'

His & Hers towels for Electrical Plugs and Sockets.

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

A (P)ram.

Man in Bath

Mummy Toilet Roll.

'The old one fell apart.'

His and Hernia's towels.

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

I'm looking for a useful gift for a newborn. Nature's Baby Boutique. We have a large selection of essentials. Here are the 100% organic, fair trade, hand-dyed pashimina diaper covers. Wow! Nothing says "essential" like popped-on pashimina. A little dry-cleaning and it's good as new.

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

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Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

"You have a very rare conditioner."

"That shampoo was delicious!"