Bathroom Supplies Pillows

'The old one fell apart.'

"How do you plead - quilty or not quilty?"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Some scents are nonsense.

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

His & Hers towels for Electrical Plugs and Sockets.

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Batman tissue dispenser.

"The blow drier is broken."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Twenty Blades Razor

A (P)ram.

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Mummy Toilet Roll.

His and Hernia's towels.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Junior's Towel

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

"That shampoo was delicious!"

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

Theirs and Theirs

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

Prehistoric Graffito

"You have a very rare conditioner."

Dummy Sucking Area

Parents compare buggies

"Ghah, I forgot to add the cold water."

Towels: His and Hers (when he dies)