Bath Product Collector Pillows

Bathtime.

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

Evolution of the Cat.

'The old one fell apart.'

Joan Collins

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

Bowel movement in D minor.

"Call it vanity, call it narcissism, call it egomania. I love you."

I heard oil companies just discovered huge reservoirs of oil way under the ground, all around our town. But they can't get at it because President Obama declared the whole region a national monument before he left. Why would he do that? Doesn't he know we use oil to make plastic, and that my Playstation is totally made of plastic? What happens of I ever need to buy a fourth Playstation 4? He's endangering my supply just to save a bunch of trees and mountains and waterfalls and endangered bearico

"How do you plead - quilty or not quilty?"

"$100 for speeding and $250 for misleading the public."

'I think we need some more baking soda, dear.'

"Do you want me to leave the water in?"

Texas Chainsaw Mascara

Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

What do you want in a lipstick Chocolate flavouring, cellulite burning enzymes and an alcohol content of 40

"Mom, when will I be old enough to contain alcohol?"

"There it is again: that red, itchy rash on my skin... Maybe I should try another brand of soap instead of 'Sunlight'?"

Lipstick hiccups

Toilet Graduation

Miscommunication

Door to door salesman selling anti aging cream

The Last Toilet Roll On Earth

'Let's keep it clean'

Giraffe, having been sprayed by 'Spot Remover' has no splotches.

'That was more than just a friendly squeeze!'

'You're right. It's not a coffin. It's a tanning bed. He wanted to look good for the funeral.'