Bath Product Collector Pillows

Bathtime.

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

Evolution of the Cat.

'The old one fell apart.'

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

Bowel movement in D minor.

"Call it vanity, call it narcissism, call it egomania. I love you."

"How do you plead - quilty or not quilty?"

"$100 for speeding and $250 for misleading the public."

'I think we need some more baking soda, dear.'

"Do you want me to leave the water in?"

"Mom, when will I be old enough to contain alcohol?"

"There it is again: that red, itchy rash on my skin... Maybe I should try another brand of soap instead of 'Sunlight'?"

Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

Texas Chainsaw Mascara

Lipstick hiccups

What do you want in a lipstick Chocolate flavouring, cellulite burning enzymes and an alcohol content of 40

Miscommunication

Door to door salesman selling anti aging cream

The Last Toilet Roll On Earth

'Let's keep it clean'

'That was more than just a friendly squeeze!'

Giraffe, having been sprayed by 'Spot Remover' has no splotches.

How baby oil is made.