Toiletry Collector Pillows

She quickly filled her pockets...

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

A Fork-lift.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

"Which free tote goes best?"

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Bad Outfit Alarm.

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

Towels embroidered with 'Me', and 'No... Me.'

Fork reading newspaper

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

Love cutlery

"Oh, thank God!"

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

'Mummy, why is lace so expensive when it is mainly holes?'

'What possible use can that have? Now excuse me, I've got to go to the bathroom.'

"If you're really man's best friend, how come your food never comes with cutlery?"

"A bottle in the organs' bin? How many times do I have to tell you people: sort your recyclables?"