Toilet Paper Collectors Pillows

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

The trap

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

"No not the puppy please"

"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."

"Which free tote goes best?"

Creation of Adam

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

Flush Direct

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

"...so you then developed an addiction to buying toilet rolls. Wasn't that rather expensive?"

Cartoonists.

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

"Oh, thank God!"

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

A man realises he is out of toilet paper.

Toilet paper calendar

'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

Toilet Paper Hill