Toilet Paper Hoarders Pillows

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

The trap

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"No not the puppy please"

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

Creation of Adam

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

Flush Direct

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

Toilet paper calendar

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"...so you then developed an addiction to buying toilet rolls. Wasn't that rather expensive?"

Don't ask. Just get me the @#^$ out of here. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-03-11).

"Oh, thank God!"

Bears Going to the Bathroom in Woods.

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

A man realises he is out of toilet paper.

'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

Toilet Paper Hill