Toilet Paper Hoarders Pillows

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

The trap

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

Do what you can to flatten the curve

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."

"No not the puppy please"

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

Creation of Adam

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Flush Direct

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

"Oh, thank God!"

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"...so you then developed an addiction to buying toilet rolls. Wasn't that rather expensive?"

A man realises he is out of toilet paper.

Toilet paper calendar

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'

Toilet Paper Hill

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

Home For Sale - TP Included