Tiny Toilet Paper Collection Specialist Pillows

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

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The trap

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"No not the puppy please"

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

Creation of Adam

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

'What training do I get?'

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

Flush Direct

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

Toilet paper calendar

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

"Oh, thank God!"

Don't ask. Just get me the @#^$ out of here. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-03-11).

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

"...so you then developed an addiction to buying toilet rolls. Wasn't that rather expensive?"

'It just hasn't been my day.'

A man realises he is out of toilet paper.

Bears Going to the Bathroom in Woods.