Toilet Paper Collectors Gifts

Toilet Graduation

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

The trap

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"No not the puppy please"

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

Creation of Adam

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Flush Direct

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"...so you then developed an addiction to buying toilet rolls. Wasn't that rather expensive?"

Don't ask. Just get me the @#^$ out of here. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-03-11).

Bears Going to the Bathroom in Woods.

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

A man realises he is out of toilet paper.

Cartoonists.

Toilet paper calendar

"Oh, thank God!"

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."