Collecting Toilet Paper Gifts

We have the brown that are highly absorbent and get the job done, or the white that are a bit softer...

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

The trap

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."

"No not the puppy please"

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

Creation of Adam

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

Flush Direct

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

A man realises he is out of toilet paper.

"Oh, thank God!"

Bears Going to the Bathroom in Woods.

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"...so you then developed an addiction to buying toilet rolls. Wasn't that rather expensive?"

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

Don't ask. Just get me the @#^$ out of here. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-03-11).

Cartoonists.

Toilet paper calendar

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."