Toilet Paper Hoarder Gifts

A man realises he is out of toilet paper.

Tracking app: '3 minutes ago, we couldn't deliver your toilet paper parcel because you didn't answer the door.'

"...so you then developed an addiction to buying toilet rolls. Wasn't that rather expensive?"

The trap

Toilet Paper Panic

"Hello. . . Police? We've been burgled! The bastards have taken all of our soap, hand sanitiser and toilet rolls!"

"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."

"Great. . . I've got 36 pallets of toilet paper and can't even pee."

Coronavirus Shortages

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"No not the puppy please"

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

Do what you can to flatten the curve

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

Creation of Adam

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

Flush Direct

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

Bears Going to the Bathroom in Woods.

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

Toilet paper calendar

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

"Oh, thank God!"

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

Don't ask. Just get me the @#^$ out of here. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-03-11).