Toilet Paper Treasure Hunter Gifts

Rainbow

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

The trap

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"No not the puppy please"

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

Creation of Adam

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

Flush Direct

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

'I'd love a career in waste management!'

A man realises he is out of toilet paper.

Toilet paper calendar

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

Bears Going to the Bathroom in Woods.

Don't ask. Just get me the @#^$ out of here. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-03-11).

Plogging Marathon

"...so you then developed an addiction to buying toilet rolls. Wasn't that rather expensive?"

"Oh, thank God!"

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."