Toilet Paper Treasure Hunter Prints

Rainbow

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

The trap

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"No not the puppy please"

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."

Creation of Adam

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Flush Direct

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'I'd love a career in waste management!'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

Plogging Marathon

Toilet paper calendar

A man realises he is out of toilet paper.

"Oh, thank God!"

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"...so you then developed an addiction to buying toilet rolls. Wasn't that rather expensive?"

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."