Bathroom Hoarder Gifts

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

The trap

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'It was a gift.'

Young Geeks.

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"Hey, Lenny, can you spare a rubber band?"

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"Honey, are you hoarding lawyers again?"

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

Medusa's bathtub

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."