Show Hoarder Gifts

"Aside from the hours of DVR'ed shows you have yet to watch, what else keeps you together?"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Bobbies library of jeans

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"I plan to retire when bank robbery becomes legal!"

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

'Pay bills, stick to a budget, plan ahead.'

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."

"There's so much evidence we should put some aside for a different case."

Everyday is cyber Monday.

Bad News Headlines: War in Iraq...Largest Peace Time Deficit.

Of course it's filled with my old skins, it's my shed.

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

"After this, we'll set down some traps. That should deal with the rest of them."

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Recycling bins for glass, paper, metal and IDEAS.

"Oh, it's not food, it's my money: I don't trust banks..."

The Tooth Fairy soon realized that her collection of teeth had gotten out of hand. She was a hoarder and needed help.

A barrage of CDs.

"This pandemic's made me stop, reflect and think about the important things in life - the things we forgot to panic buy and hoard!"

'He's so proud of his art collection.'