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"Aside from the hours of DVR'ed shows you have yet to watch, what else keeps you together?"

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

Bobbies library of jeans

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"I plan to retire when bank robbery becomes legal!"

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

"There's so much evidence we should put some aside for a different case."

Everyday is cyber Monday.

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

Of course it's filled with my old skins, it's my shed.

Bad News Headlines: War in Iraq...Largest Peace Time Deficit.

Recycling bins for glass, paper, metal and IDEAS.

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"Oh, it's not food, it's my money: I don't trust banks..."

"After this, we'll set down some traps. That should deal with the rest of them."

"This pandemic's made me stop, reflect and think about the important things in life - the things we forgot to panic buy and hoard!"

A barrage of CDs.

The Tooth Fairy soon realized that her collection of teeth had gotten out of hand. She was a hoarder and needed help.

'He's so proud of his art collection.'

"You know what I want for our twentieth anniversary? A Dumpster."