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"Congratulations! You've won a lifetime supply of school supplies."

"Panic-buying in expectation of a public sector strike."

'That's our mission statement.'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

AA Meeting Here Today

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

Old Spice

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

"Honey, are you hoarding lawyers again?"

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

'It's from a company in California -- they want you to design a line of refrigerator magnets.'

Everyday is cyber Monday.

"We saved all your old diapers."

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

"I save all my old computers, monitors and devices. I have a hard time letting go."

'Give me all your free pens too!'

Santa with a bag of toys and a bag of batteries for toys.

Recycling bins for glass, paper, metal and IDEAS.

'In other news, gold is headed higher, according to some fool who's put every last dollar into gold stocks and futures.'

'Look what the neighbors were selling!'

Man surrounded by paperclips - 'He just saw them as part of his salary...'

'I'm beggining to regret ever getting you an adult colouring book.'