Art Supply Hoarder T-Shirts

'It's from a company in California -- they want you to design a line of refrigerator magnets.'

'I'm beggining to regret ever getting you an adult colouring book.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"It's the dog."

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Warhol Exhibit

GLOO!

"Hey, Lenny, can you spare a rubber band?"

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

James Russell Lowell

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Music Collector.

Small Business Loan of Pencils

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

"Drawing with computers is easy..."

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

'I didn't get a grant.'

Paint by number

Sculptor sculpts an easel

'Give me all your free pens too!'

2b or not 2b?

'Art supplies: oil, acrylics, dung.'

All right Parker! But you'll have to confirm your resignation in writing too.

'Picasso's Blue Period begins.'

'We have yellow ochre, but no mediocre. Maybe you misunderstood the teacher.'

Kneaded Eraser

'Hey -- Watch it with the tailgating'

Cartoonist supplies.

Man surrounded by paperclips - 'He just saw them as part of his salary...'