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"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"Face it, it was never going to work. I think with the right side of the brain...and you think with the wrong one."

"Do you sell any fingers so I can finger paint?"

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Larry's used art

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

The Selfie

"The overthinker"

Candle Portraits.

Wagging Dog

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Giant white horse.

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Children's Art Show.

Cats at private view

"Lovely dovetail."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."