Art Supply Hoarder Gifts

'It's from a company in California -- they want you to design a line of refrigerator magnets.'

'I'm beggining to regret ever getting you an adult colouring book.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"It's the dog."

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Warhol Exhibit

GLOO!

"Hey, Lenny, can you spare a rubber band?"

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

James Russell Lowell

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

'Pay bills, stick to a budget, plan ahead.'

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Small Business Loan of Pencils

"Drawing with computers is easy..."

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

Music Collector.

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

'I didn't get a grant.'

Paint by number

Sculptor sculpts an easel

'Give me all your free pens too!'

'Art supplies: oil, acrylics, dung.'

All right Parker! But you'll have to confirm your resignation in writing too.

2b or not 2b?

'Picasso's Blue Period begins.'

'We have yellow ochre, but no mediocre. Maybe you misunderstood the teacher.'

Man surrounded by paperclips - 'He just saw them as part of his salary...'

Kneaded Eraser