Art Supply Collector Gifts

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

'I didn't get a grant.'

Paint by number

A boy trying to buy anatomical plates from an art supply store

"Meet our design team."

GLOO!

'Art supplies: oil, acrylics, dung.'

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

Great Chinese Dynasties

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Children's artwork exhibition.

Use your imagination.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Giant Monster in Bath

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Now this I get."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Pray for me.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"He's an abstract artist."

Egyptian Football