Box Hoarder Gifts

Everyday is cyber Monday.

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

Cat sleeps vertically in upended "This way up" box.

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"When I opened my cupboards at home they were full of junk food, when I opened my mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm always afraid to open my portfolio balance."

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Young Geeks.

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

music store

"Honey, are you hoarding lawyers again?"

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'