Concept Hoarder Gifts

Recycling bins for glass, paper, metal and IDEAS.

'That's our mission statement.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

"Run! My laptop is so full of apps, downloads, old documents, screenshots and junk files, it's about to explode!"

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

"Honey, are you hoarding lawyers again?"

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

Everyday is cyber Monday.

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"We saved all your old diapers."

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

"These investments aren't without risk. Your mailbox might explode with prospectuses."

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

'It's come to out attention that you've been hoarding intellectual properties."

"You have 2,974 tabs open. I suggest closing about 2,970 of them. That may speed up your computer."

"Even though I wasn't making a big salary, I always saved ten percent of my messages."