Book Hoarder Gifts

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"What's your problem?"

"Don't move those, that's my emotional support pile of unread books!"

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'I only collect ghost-written books.'

Young Geeks.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Remainder table.

'You stop buying books and I'll stop buying plants.'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

'To make Sarah Palin appear smarter, we need to sit her in front of books...'

"I wonder what it's like to be rich."

The best books of the year you never got around to reading.

"'The Invisible Man?' - sorry, but it seems to have disappeared. . ."

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

Superficial library.

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

Coronavirus Pandemic Library Borrower

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

Don Quixote and books

"..Car theft.. G.B.H.. , A.B.H...overdue library book..."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

Books: 'Why do you want a book?...You already have a book!'

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

'We're moving the business library here since you have most of the books already.'

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

"This leads to the actual library."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'That's our mission statement.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'