Game Rule Book Hoarder Gifts

Blind Referee

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

"Mam? What's love juice?"

Small child checks out a book.

'Now hold on, Mike. You're talking about embezzlement! And unless I'm very mistaken, that's strictly prohibited in the company's employee handbook!'

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

"It's the dog."

Young Geeks.

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

Baseball Rules Conference. The actions of this runner are prohibited by the current rules. Next slide, please.

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

No hitting below the belt!

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

Legal? Big-shoed clown prepares to kick field goal.

'I'm going to use some popular self-help books in your treatment -- I call it 'Shlock Therapy.''

'-and remember,under any circumstances, NO extra time!'

'Nice try, Mom! They're pinking shears.'

"Hardscrabble"

"It may not be a balk, but it's something."

'Upon further review, the ruling on the field is upheld. The catch was totally constitutional. Touchdown!'