Tiny Book Hoarder Gifts

Small child checks out a book.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"I'm still pre-literate."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

'A is for Arse.'

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Addicted to reading

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"I have an app for that."

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

You trip on it, you buy it.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

Home Sweet Second Home.

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'