Media Hoarder Gifts

A barrage of CDs.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"When I opened my cupboards at home they were full of junk food, when I opened my mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm always afraid to open my portfolio balance."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

'Pay bills, stick to a budget, plan ahead.'

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

music store

Junk Mail.

"Run! My laptop is so full of apps, downloads, old documents, screenshots and junk files, it's about to explode!"

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

"There's so much evidence we should put some aside for a different case."

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

Everyday is cyber Monday.

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

Bad News Headlines: War in Iraq...Largest Peace Time Deficit.

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

Of course it's filled with my old skins, it's my shed.

"I save all my old computers, monitors and devices. I have a hard time letting go."

'It's come to out attention that you've been hoarding intellectual properties."