Bathroom Hoarder Prints

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

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Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

Young Geeks.

'It was a gift.'

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"Hey, Lenny, can you spare a rubber band?"

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

'Pay bills, stick to a budget, plan ahead.'

"Honey, are you hoarding lawyers again?"

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

Medusa's bathtub

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

"Just two more outfits. . .Then I'll jump."