Kitchen Hoarder Prints

"I bought a new canopener, but let's save the old one in case we ever have a need for a broken canopener."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Old Spice

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

Young Geeks.

'It was a gift.'

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

'Pay bills, stick to a budget, plan ahead.'

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"Honey, are you hoarding lawyers again?"

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'