Clothes Hoarder Prints

'The furniture store next, I'm going to need a larger wardrobe.'

"Just two more outfits. . .Then I'll jump."

'It was a gift.'

'That's our mission statement.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Bobbies library of jeans

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Festive squad

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"It's the dog."

Young Geeks.

"Hey, Lenny, can you spare a rubber band?"

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

Time to put away your presents. I don't have room. You said you "needed" a new jacket. I do! My old one's too small. Donate it. I would. But I can't get it out of my closet.

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

"Honey, are you hoarding lawyers again?"

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'