Clothes Hoarder Pillows

'The furniture store next, I'm going to need a larger wardrobe.'

'It was a gift.'

'That's our mission statement.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

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Bobbies library of jeans

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

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"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Festive squad

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"It's the dog."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

Young Geeks.

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

"Hey, Lenny, can you spare a rubber band?"

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

"Honey, are you hoarding lawyers again?"

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

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