Handbag Hoarder Pillows

"I knew I shouldn't have given you the tickets!"

Lost Property - "...And this is the entire contents of your missing handbag, is it, Madam?"

"Wait a minute - you're Ellie Pobursky, the famous handbag designer!"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Bobbies library of jeans

Festive squad

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

'It was a gift.'

Young Geeks.

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

'Pay bills, stick to a budget, plan ahead.'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'