Handbag Hoarder Pillows

"I knew I shouldn't have given you the tickets!"

Lost Property - "...And this is the entire contents of your missing handbag, is it, Madam?"

"Wait a minute - you're Ellie Pobursky, the famous handbag designer!"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Bobbies library of jeans

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Festive squad

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

'It was a gift.'

Young Geeks.

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

"Honey, are you hoarding lawyers again?"

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."